Zach. 17. Hawaii. Things that are awesome to me :
Shakespeare | The Beatles | Sherlock | Doctor Who | Supernatural | The Avengers | and tons more.
(I wonder if people actually look at this...?)
Roxy decided that she needed to be in the photo
This makes me laugh so hard. Like a photobombing bird torpedo.
Congratulations on your recreation of the classic surrealist painting Man in a Bowler Hat by Rene Magritte (1964)
oh my god.
lorde’s 17 and shes expected to smile and wave and be perfectly fine in front of millions like hell i get nervous standing up to get off the bus, ya’ll need to leave her alone
britney spears could do it when she was 17
britney spears had a mental breakdown years later as a result of being put on a silver platter for the media and public this is such a gross response i can’t believe so many people have reblogged this
A storm is coming to Central City. Check out The Flash series premiere TUESDAY at 8/7c on The CW!
havE YOU EVER BEEN TALkGING TO SOMEONE WHOS SO CUTE YOU JUST LIKE GRIN ALL STUPID AND KICK UR FEET AROUND AND CURL UP UR TOES AND SMUSH UR OWN FACE BECAUSE YOU PHYSICALLY CANT HANDLE THE CUTENESS
I have worked at Hallmark for about 20 years total and this is probably the best card I have ever written.
My anaconda will consider it
My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.
Re: Your Anaconda,
Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.
A bunless hun
ALICE ROOSEVELT WAS HARDCORE. “She was known as a rule-breaker in an era when women were under great pressure to conform. The American public noticed many of her exploits. She smoked cigarettes in public, swore at officials, rode in cars with men, stayed out late partying, kept a pet snake named Emily Spinach (Emily as in her spinster aunt and Spinach for its green color) in the White House, and was seen placing bets with a bookie.
When it came time for Teddy Roosevelt’s family to move out of the White House, the president’s daughter, Alice, also buried a Voodoo doll of the new First Lady, Nellie Taft, in the front yard. Which caused her to be banned from the White House. Source