Zach. 16. Hawaii. Things that are awesome to me :
Shakespeare | The Beatles | Sherlock | Doctor Who | Supernatural | The Avengers | and tons more.
(I wonder if people actually look at this...?)
I’m glad that Bilbo Baggins exists
Because in the book, the dude was pretty firmly middle aged when his crazy-ass adventure started
He was settled down in the house that belonged to his parents and had done precisely jack shit with his life
It gives me hope that maybe some nutcase wizard will eventually show up and be like yo
you’re a burglar now
don’t even care that you didn’t roll rogue homie we got dragons to slay and kingdoms to save
It’s only 10 pm why am I laughing so hard at the eyes on his mask getting wider
My spidey senses are tingling
"I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean" an autobiography
"Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out" a sequel
"Now that I’m out, I don’t want to put on clothes" the spin-off
"I’m sitting here in my towel and I must have showered 2 hours ago" the self help booklet
"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"
Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.
my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women
Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.
"Step back..this is my prey!"
every time i write an essay i’m like “this is the worst essay i’ve ever written” and every time i write an essay i’m like “i’m gonna turn it in anyway”