Zach. 17. Hawaii. Things that are awesome to me :
Shakespeare | The Beatles | Sherlock | Doctor Who | Supernatural | The Avengers | and tons more.
(I wonder if people actually look at this...?)

thepacificparrotlet:

masterkfox:

pepperandpals:

thepacificparrotlet:

Roxy decided that she needed to be in the photo

This makes me laugh so hard. Like a photobombing bird torpedo.


Congratulations on your recreation of the classic surrealist painting Man in a Bowler Hat by Rene Magritte (1964)

oh my god.

thepacificparrotlet:

masterkfox:

pepperandpals:

thepacificparrotlet:

Roxy decided that she needed to be in the photo

This makes me laugh so hard. Like a photobombing bird torpedo.

Congratulations on your recreation of the classic surrealist painting Man in a Bowler Hat by Rene Magritte (1964)

oh my god.

dinogirl94:

americandreambarbie:

dewgongo:

lorde’s 17 and shes expected to smile and wave and be perfectly fine in front of millions like hell i get nervous standing up to get off the bus, ya’ll need to leave her alone

britney spears could do it when she was 17 

britney spears had a mental breakdown years later as a result of being put on a silver platter for the media and public this is such a gross response i can’t believe so many people have reblogged this

skullspeare:

how are you real

how is this show real

please come back

(Source: tomhazeldine)

thecwflash:

A storm is coming to Central City. Check out The Flash series premiere TUESDAY at 8/7c on The CW!

thecwflash:

A storm is coming to Central City. Check out The Flash series premiere TUESDAY at 8/7c on The CW!

katzmatt:

co-ver:

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

In skyrim you can eat 100 cheese wheels in under a minute 

bonnibelbubblegumarchives:

havE YOU EVER BEEN TALkGING TO SOMEONE WHOS SO CUTE YOU JUST LIKE GRIN ALL STUPID AND KICK UR FEET AROUND AND CURL UP UR TOES AND SMUSH UR OWN FACE BECAUSE YOU PHYSICALLY CANT HANDLE THE CUTENESS

zingoogniz:

People usually only include the first 2 panels

zingoogniz:

People usually only include the first 2 panels

bryndonovan:

I have worked at Hallmark for about 20 years total and this is probably the best card I have ever written.

spoopy-mogar:

zaynsbro:

it is physically impossible for me to even commit to watch a youtube video that lasts longer than 2 minutes

Hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

image

(Source: zaynsbro)

We don’t really talk at all. Viktor’s more of a physical being.

(Source: accioquills)

dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

(Source: luxvriously)

vancity604778kid:

vancity604778kid:

ultrafacts:




Source Click HERE to Follow the Ultrafacts Blog!




ALICE ROOSEVELT WAS HARDCORE. “She was known as a rule-breaker in an era when women were under great pressure to conform. The American public noticed many of her exploits. She smoked cigarettes in public, swore at officials, rode in cars with men, stayed out late partying, kept a pet snake named Emily Spinach (Emily as in her spinster aunt and Spinach for its green color) in the White House, and was seen placing bets with a bookie. 


When it came time for  Teddy Roosevelt’s family to move out of the White House, the president’s daughter, Alice,  also buried a Voodoo doll of the new First Lady, Nellie Taft, in the front yard. Which caused her to be banned from the White House. Source

vancity604778kid:

vancity604778kid:

ultrafacts:

Source Click HERE to Follow the Ultrafacts Blog!

ALICE ROOSEVELT WAS HARDCORE. “She was known as a rule-breaker in an era when women were under great pressure to conform. The American public noticed many of her exploits. She smoked cigarettes in public, swore at officials, rode in cars with men, stayed out late partying, kept a pet snake named Emily Spinach (Emily as in her spinster aunt and Spinach for its green color) in the White House, and was seen placing bets with a bookie. 

When it came time for  Teddy Roosevelt’s family to move out of the White House, the president’s daughter, Alice,  also buried a Voodoo doll of the new First Lady, Nellie Taft, in the front yard. Which caused her to be banned from the White House. Source

measureyourlifeincake:

ripstudwell:

English class

I Write Sins Not Tradgedgdegedgies

measureyourlifeincake:

ripstudwell:

English class

I Write Sins Not Tradgedgdegedgies

(Source: nishlo)

boyquail:

its-called-deduction-use-it:

Psst, feminists.
The equal pay act of 1963 made wage gap illegal.
Hear that?
Illegal.
Facts are shocking, right?

you know what else is illegal? meth

you know what people still do? meth